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Saving Your World

^ The bitch up there would like your dick please. HI I'm Sylvia. I'm not very original, I'm sort of a bitch, and I have so many complexes that it's depressing, but I'm pretty, so follow and reblog.

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shootingshiningstar asked: That awkward moment when life=made by assvengers

HAWKEYE. HAWKEYE. HAWKEYE. BLACK WIDOW.

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semicolson:

  • smile
  • wink
  • use cheesy pick up lines
  • gently stroke cheek
  • slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
  • drag to car

all the time!

  • offer drink
  • roofie
  • wait
  • wait some more
  • drag to car
  • induce Stockholm syndrome 

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